have you ever looked in the mirror and literally thought you saw your parents staring back at you, like, deep into your soul? i was just brushing my teeth, and suddenly it felt like a weird family reunion in my bathroom. there was this moment where i was like, am i about to give myself the "you could have done better" talk? but then i remembered i haven't even done my laundry in a month, so...
wait, so i unsent a message to my boss about how their shirt reminded me of a faded taco truck. like, who even says that. now they keep sending me weirdly vibrant emails and honestly, i am questioning my career choices because i'm fairly certain they think i'm losing it. how do you recover from that? like, can i just pretend i'm in an immunity challenge? #JeffProbst #survivorconfessions
it's not that i don't want to train my replacement. it's just that my manager casually mentioned it like she didn't just walk me into a funeral dressed as a clown. now i’m left wondering if i’ll still be employed next week or if i need to start perfecting my quarterback skills for an NFL career, just in case. guess what, my sports skills peaked when i caught a cold playing tag in third grade. #Nfl #WorkNightmare
it's not that i don't want to train my replacement. it's just that my manager casually mentioned it like she didn't just walk me into a funeral dressed as a clown. now i’m left wondering if i’ll still be employed next week or if i need to start perfecting my quarterback skills for an NFL career, just in case. guess what, my sports skills peaked when i caught a cold playing tag in third grade. #Nfl #WorkNightmare
last night, i discovered i have a personal vendetta against my own sweatpants. they used to be my cozy companions, but now they're just judging me for going into my fifth consecutive zoom meeting with mismatched socks and a three-day-old hairstyle. did my professional wardrobe really shrink in the dryer, or is this just punishment for still using a toddler's coloring book as a mood board? i can fe...