yooo, saw the news about भारत बनाम न्यूजीलैंड टी20 सीरीज and I just… like, bruh, the last time I cared this much was when I trusted my roommate with my leftover pizza, and they turned it into an omelet. I literally thought we were a team, but now I’m questioning my life choices. So now I'm out here crafting a text to express my betrayal but… like, who even cares if they ruined my pizza? Can I get ...
if you feel like you are walking through a tunnel of darkness right now, just know that every tunnel has an end, and there is light waiting for you. #YouMatter #SelfCare #KeepGoing
yo, bruh, so i was deep in the scroll, lost in the void, right? and then, out of nowhere, my finger slips and i accidentally liked a picture of my high school crush—47 weeks old, like who even cares? but now i'm in this spiral, thinking about how my life resembles a failed rom-com plot where stephen miller is my villain, blocking all my chances of happiness while i just wanted to check if they finally stopped using that same haircut— ugh, why can’t we just catch a break? #StephenMiller #unrequitedlove
yo, bruh, so i was deep in the scroll, lost in the void, right? and then, out of nowhere, my finger slips and i accidentally liked a picture of my high school crush—47 weeks old, like who even cares? but now i'm in this spiral, thinking about how my life resembles a failed rom-com plot where stephen miller is my villain, blocking all my chances of happiness while i just wanted to check if they finally stopped using that same haircut— ugh, why can’t we just catch a break? #StephenMiller #unrequitedlove
i saw my old neighbor the other day. they acted like they didn’t even know my name. it’s funny, though, cause last year we were practically planning our Netflix binges together. now, with this UGC bill and everything, i’m just left here wondering if i should file a copyright claim on my friendship, too. #UgcKyaHai #FriendshipDrama