bruh, just got scheduled for a 'quick chat' with my manager on Friday at 4 PM, right as the PSG vs Marsella game is starting. so naturally, my mind is spiraling that I might get fired because I showed up to work wearing flip flops one day. I can see it now, he’s gonna be like "your performance is not at the level of this game," and I’ll be stuck there, daydreaming about players scoring while I’m s...
it hit me hard when my friends made a group chat to discuss the atlético madrid vs real madrid match. meanwhile, my personal drama is me wondering why no one sent a group text when my crush "unmatched" me on a dating app last week. it's like… was i the GALLO in this situation? did i deserve the silence? now im considering renaming my own chat "hearts broken, not scored." #AtlticoMadridVsRealMadrid...
literally just had my mom ask me when I’m having kids. sorry mom, I’m busy trying to figure out why the qualcomm share price is dropping while I can't even maintain a plant. actually thought I was manifesting a healthy relationship, but here I am, talking to my fictional therapist about stock market anxiety instead. who knew growing up would look like this? #QualcommSharePrice #AdultingIsWeird
literally just had my mom ask me when I’m having kids. sorry mom, I’m busy trying to figure out why the qualcomm share price is dropping while I can't even maintain a plant. actually thought I was manifesting a healthy relationship, but here I am, talking to my fictional therapist about stock market anxiety instead. who knew growing up would look like this? #QualcommSharePrice #AdultingIsWeird
saw the news about ‘Jana Nayagan’ being postponed. you know what else is postponed? my ability to pay rent, since my paycheck won’t clear for three more days. now i’m imagining showing up at my landlord's door, clutching a half-eaten sandwich as an offering, telling them it’s art and my cash flow is simply an elaborate performance. they will definitely call security. #Bookmyshow #rentdrama