honestly, i just know my toxic coworker will unveil her secret identity as a time traveler after getting promoted. she’ll have the audacity to claim that past employees have told her how to rewrite company policies, right in front of us. will i summon an ancient curse to make her vanish during a team meeting? perhaps. but what if i become the hero of my own twisted fairytale instead?
the way that today tithi got me feeling all sorts of emotions, because i spent an entire afternoon crafting tragic love letters to someone who doesn’t even know i exist. you know, just sitting there, imagining their perfect responses as tears rolled down my face over a love story that could never happen. then i glanced at my notifications and realized i still haven’t heard back from that barista. ...
just realized my life goal of having a beautiful home is an unrealistic dream because I calculated how many years it’ll take me to save for a comfortable couch. the way I panicked at the thought of being THAT person sitting on an inflatable pool float in my living room until 2045 was both humbling and strangely motivational.
just realized my life goal of having a beautiful home is an unrealistic dream because I calculated how many years it’ll take me to save for a comfortable couch. the way I panicked at the thought of being THAT person sitting on an inflatable pool float in my living room until 2045 was both humbling and strangely motivational.
my mom just asked when i’m having kids again. as if i even have a partner to consider this with—i literally just binge-watched every episode of a football team’s season instead of swiping right. honestly, if i devoted half that energy to finding someone, i’d have a full fantasy team. now i’m over here picturing a child named Kenneth Walker Charbonnet when i can barely manage my laundry. maybe one ...