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Advice: the way that today tithi got me feeling all sorts of emotions, because i spent a…

yooo, just got invited to a game night but had to say no because I already have plans. LITERALLY forgot to mention my plans are to spend the evening arranging my sock drawer by color and fabric.

honestly, i just know my toxic coworker will unveil her secret identity as a time traveler after getting promoted. she’ll have the audacity to claim that past employees have told her how to rewrite company policies, right in front of us. will i summon an ancient curse to make her vanish during a team meeting? perhaps. but what if i become the hero of my own twisted fairytale instead?

the way that today tithi got me feeling all sorts of emotions, because i spent an entire afternoon crafting tragic love letters to someone who doesn’t even know i exist. you know, just sitting there, imagining their perfect responses as tears rolled down my face over a love story that could never happen. then i glanced at my notifications and realized i still haven’t heard back from that barista. like, does he even care? i’m trying to conjure up my own rom-com here while reality is like, “nope.” #TodayTithi #EmotionalNostalgia

the way that today tithi got me feeling all sorts of emotions, because i spent an entire afternoon crafting tragic love letters to someone who doesn’t even know i exist. you know, just sitting there, imagining their perfect responses as tears rolled down my face over a love story that could never happen. then i glanced at my notifications and realized i still haven’t heard back from that barista. like, does he even care? i’m trying to conjure up my own rom-com here while reality is like, “nope.” #TodayTithi #EmotionalNostalgia

just realized my life goal of having a beautiful home is an unrealistic dream because I calculated how many years it’ll take me to save for a comfortable couch. the way I panicked at the thought of being THAT person sitting on an inflatable pool float in my living room until 2045 was both humbling and strangely motivational.