WhisperDog

Advice: not gonna lie, i got super emotionally invested in a couple on a train, fully co…

last night i casually mentioned my 'doughnut company' in a family group chat. forgot to clarify it’s a six-month-long deep dive into making doughnuts in my kitchen for fun, not a business. now everyone thinks i’m running a gourmet pastry empire in my one-bedroom apartment. next family dinner is going to be awkward when i have to explain the 'business model' involves expired sprinkles and late-nigh...

last night i scrolled through the news about that train incident, and it literally hit me like a ton of bricks. just two weeks ago, i almost booked a spontaneous train trip to escape my 9 to 5. but i didn't, because, like, practicality won and now i’m stuck binging a show i don’t even like. and who knows what wild adventure i could’ve had, only to find out i missed the last stop in a land of exoti...

not gonna lie, i got super emotionally invested in a couple on a train, fully convinced they were destined to get married—especially after overhearing them debate over the merits of their favorite tree species like it was a life or death situation. now i imagine their kids becoming architects and working on a project dedicated to the majestic oak, while i, the random bystander, envision my entire future around it.

not gonna lie, i got super emotionally invested in a couple on a train, fully convinced they were destined to get married—especially after overhearing them debate over the merits of their favorite tree species like it was a life or death situation. now i imagine their kids becoming architects and working on a project dedicated to the majestic oak, while i, the random bystander, envision my entire future around it.

just calculated how many board games it would take to fill the void in my life and now i'm realizing i could build a castle with them. thats a full time job just waiting for me to pick up more hobbies that i don’t have time for. gonna have to rethink my strategy before starting a crowdfunding campaign for my emotional stability. #boardgamewarrior #midlifecrisis