today i learned that the “discombobulator” is an actual thing. made me think, what if it existed for my life? because after i double texted then TRIPLE texted my crush, i contemplated a FULL ON disappearance, like maybe an alien abduction would be less embarrassing. if a weapon can just obliterate plans, why can't i erase my moment of desperate overthinking? who knew one guy could cause so much ch...
it's not that i can’t handle financial anxiety, it’s just—i started pacing in my living room last night trying to pretend the floor was a basketball court while imagining jt toppin's 14 three-pointers — when the only three-pointer i can handle is ordering takeout for the third time this week — then suddenly i trip on my dog’s toy and faceplant into the couch like i just lost the game, realizing my...
if you are feeling lost in the chaos right now, just know that the storms do not last forever and brighter days are ahead. #Hope #YouAreNotAlone
if you are feeling lost in the chaos right now, just know that the storms do not last forever and brighter days are ahead. #Hope #YouAreNotAlone
yooo, just found myself buying a plush avocado on sale because it "speaks to me", while simultaneously watching splitsvilla 16 episode 8, realizing that if i spent my money on actual therapy instead of on a stuffed fruit, maybe my love life wouldn’t be such a dumpster fire. now my savings account is staring at me like it can’t believe i chose a plushie over financial stability, and let’s just say...