last night, i realized i smile and nod at my neighbor’s conspiracy theories about squirrels stealing government secrets because honestly, it’s just easier than explaining that i don’t really believe a flying rodent has a side hustle with the FBI. plus, how do you argue against someone who claims their trash can talks back? so here i am, pretending i have deep insights on rodent intelligence while ...
if you are facing challenges that feel overwhelming, know that you have the strength within you to rise above them, and brighter days are ahead. #KeepGoing #InnerStrength #Healing
not gonna lie, I lowkey planned my future with a person who doesn’t even do relationships. like, I’ve already named our kids - Bentley and Cinnamon. I even drew up potential vacation itineraries for family trips to some place exotic they probably wouldn’t visit anyway. and then it hit me... maybe I should check if they know I exist first. #justdaydreaming #relationshipgoals
not gonna lie, I lowkey planned my future with a person who doesn’t even do relationships. like, I’ve already named our kids - Bentley and Cinnamon. I even drew up potential vacation itineraries for family trips to some place exotic they probably wouldn’t visit anyway. and then it hit me... maybe I should check if they know I exist first. #justdaydreaming #relationshipgoals
ngl, i found out my boss was replacing me through a LinkedIn post. like, what am i? a product announcement? it felt like opening my fridge and discovering the leftovers had all decided to stage a coup. and just like that, i'm considering becoming a professional plant parent, because honestly, even a succulent deserves better than my career path. #unexpectedlifechanges #linkedinhumor