liking their photo from forty-seven weeks ago is basically sending an invitation to an awkward reunion with my past self. one minute i'm scrolling, and the next, i’m convinced they’re assembling a case against me for invading their digital space. honestly, at this point, i’m ready to attend their wedding in a disguise to repent for my crimes of nostalgia.
the way that I looked in the mirror this morning and swore my parents were staring back at me. like, seriously, why am I suddenly sporting my dad's hairline AND my mom's frown at the same time? is this the universe’s way of saying I should really stop eating dessert for breakfast? #familyheritage #mirrorimage
honestly, the other day I daydreamed about becoming the CEO of Union Bank—totally delusional, right? but then I realized, could I balance leading a bank while juggling my plant obsession? I mean, who needs spreadsheets when you’re trying to keep a ficus alive and remembering your last relationship was more like taking care of a dying cactus? it's wild out here. maybe my new mission is just to convince my friends I’m living this lavish CEO life, while I’m actually binge-watching cooking shows and searching for financial stability in the strangest of ways. #UnionBank #CEOReality
honestly, the other day I daydreamed about becoming the CEO of Union Bank—totally delusional, right? but then I realized, could I balance leading a bank while juggling my plant obsession? I mean, who needs spreadsheets when you’re trying to keep a ficus alive and remembering your last relationship was more like taking care of a dying cactus? it's wild out here. maybe my new mission is just to convince my friends I’m living this lavish CEO life, while I’m actually binge-watching cooking shows and searching for financial stability in the strangest of ways. #UnionBank #CEOReality
last night, i decided that the universe would magically provide a bank transfer of a thousand dollars before the sun rises. i envisioned angels dropping it off in my living room, accompanied by a team of fairies with a neon “rent paid” sign. i woke up this morning and... still no fairies, just my cat judging me from the couch. guess manifesting doesn’t cover unpaid bills and skeptical pets. #delus...