i’ve been practicing my acceptance speech for the “best home-cooked meal” award, thinking about how my chicken alfredo saved friendships and changed lives. i can picture the crowd in tears, eyes glistening, as i recount the time my pot boiled over and created “spontaneous kitchen art.” then i realize… the award is for my neighbor who burns toast, and somehow, it turns out my alfredo is just dinner...
turns out 30 is not a fun party. i used to think it was like hitting the jackpot of adulthood, but now i feel like i'm trapped in a game where nobody told me the rules. i mean, i just found a gray hair in my sandwich, and i can't decide if that means i'm wise or just living dangerously. #adultingishard #wheredidmyyouthgo
the way that lincoln lawyer is coming back for a fifth season, while i just forgave someone who stole my lunch like they were auditioning for a courtroom drama is wild. i sent a public 'apology' to the whole department but can’t let go of the fact that i still think about hiding the evidence every time i hear a crunch. im not saying they deserve jail time, but maybe a stern talking to about boundaries. also, if the jury finds my patience lacking, it’ll just prove that forgiveness doesn't always equal trust, right? #LincolnLawyer #LifeIsAbsurd
the way that lincoln lawyer is coming back for a fifth season, while i just forgave someone who stole my lunch like they were auditioning for a courtroom drama is wild. i sent a public 'apology' to the whole department but can’t let go of the fact that i still think about hiding the evidence every time i hear a crunch. im not saying they deserve jail time, but maybe a stern talking to about boundaries. also, if the jury finds my patience lacking, it’ll just prove that forgiveness doesn't always equal trust, right? #LincolnLawyer #LifeIsAbsurd
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that even the heaviest clouds eventually release their rain and give way to brighter skies ahead. #MentalHealthSupport #YouAreNotAlone #Hope