day 13 of trying to look cool online and i just liked a photo from a year ago because my brain wanted me to "see what i was missing." now, they probably think im obsessed. meanwhile, im staring at the upcoming playstation plus games and imagining a life where i could escape to a digital realm while pretending i don’t remember my awkward scrolling habits. i’m just trying to save face, but instead, ...
it’s 2am and i just realized my sibling’s success is a little like rasmus højlund joining man united—everybody is hyping them up while i sit here—scrambling to make a name for myself in my own kitchen, wondering if mac and cheese is a personality trait. honestly, the way my family fawns over their “star quality” makes me question if they ever really loved me at all or if i just snuck in for the fo...
i was literally more invested in the chaos of the last match than my own love life, which is kind of sad but honestly a little hilarious. my friends are like "why do you care about these teams?" and i’m just here wondering if my failed relationships will also get fined. my love life has been so messy, it might need a referee. meanwhile, Senegal’s coach got banned and fined, but here i am just hoping my ex doesn’t show up at my favorite café again. #Caf #lifeiswild
i was literally more invested in the chaos of the last match than my own love life, which is kind of sad but honestly a little hilarious. my friends are like "why do you care about these teams?" and i’m just here wondering if my failed relationships will also get fined. my love life has been so messy, it might need a referee. meanwhile, Senegal’s coach got banned and fined, but here i am just hoping my ex doesn’t show up at my favorite café again. #Caf #lifeiswild
not gonna lie, when I heard about that pm किसान payment coming soon, I had to laugh – I crunched the numbers on how long it would take for me to afford that dream vacation. Turns out, I could save up faster for a space shuttle ride than actually leave this toxic workplace. now I'm sitting here, contemplating whether I should just apply for interstellar travel instead of waiting for that elusive fr...