it’s 2am and i just realized my sibling’s success is a little like rasmus højlund joining man united—everybody is hyping them up while i sit here—scrambling to make a name for myself in my own kitchen, wondering if mac and cheese is a personality trait. honestly, the way my family fawns over their “star quality” makes me question if they ever really loved me at all or if i just snuck in for the fo...
i was literally more invested in the chaos of the last match than my own love life, which is kind of sad but honestly a little hilarious. my friends are like "why do you care about these teams?" and i’m just here wondering if my failed relationships will also get fined. my love life has been so messy, it might need a referee. meanwhile, Senegal’s coach got banned and fined, but here i am just hopi...
not gonna lie, when I heard about that pm किसान payment coming soon, I had to laugh – I crunched the numbers on how long it would take for me to afford that dream vacation. Turns out, I could save up faster for a space shuttle ride than actually leave this toxic workplace. now I'm sitting here, contemplating whether I should just apply for interstellar travel instead of waiting for that elusive freedom on Earth — so, which spaceship is open for applications again? #Pm222026 #WorkNightmare
not gonna lie, when I heard about that pm किसान payment coming soon, I had to laugh – I crunched the numbers on how long it would take for me to afford that dream vacation. Turns out, I could save up faster for a space shuttle ride than actually leave this toxic workplace. now I'm sitting here, contemplating whether I should just apply for interstellar travel instead of waiting for that elusive freedom on Earth — so, which spaceship is open for applications again? #Pm222026 #WorkNightmare
have you ever felt like you're just waiting for someone to expose you? like everyone knows you're an imposter living in a scripted life, and you're just that random character nobody cares about? i just read about Canara Bank's quarterly results, and it hit me—if their profits can tumble, why can’t mine? like, do i need to dress in business attire and slide into an office I never wanted just to fee...