if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take a breath and pause. you have faced challenges before and come through them, even when it felt impossible. remember, every tough chapter eventually leads to new beginnings, and you are stronger than you realize. #YouAreNotAlone #StayStrong
so I was just like, minding my own business, contemplating if I should tweet my hot take on fruit smoothies, when I find out my best friend literally told someone my secret about how I think squirrels are secretly plotting against us. and like, I thought we were close, but she straight up exposed me to this girl who, by the way, follows all those conspiracy accounts on social media. like, what if ...
yooo, so I found out my side hustle is covering all my expenses now, which sounds great, right? until I realized my "workplace" is just me yelling at my plants to grow faster while pretending my living room is a corporate office. bruh, the only meeting I have scheduled is with my cat, who honestly checks out during the big presentations. and here comes the kicker, I’m about to get a second cat for "team expansion" when the government might be shutting down. imagine telling my plants I can’t afford their vitamins anymore. #GovernmentShutdown #PlantCEO
yooo, so I found out my side hustle is covering all my expenses now, which sounds great, right? until I realized my "workplace" is just me yelling at my plants to grow faster while pretending my living room is a corporate office. bruh, the only meeting I have scheduled is with my cat, who honestly checks out during the big presentations. and here comes the kicker, I’m about to get a second cat for "team expansion" when the government might be shutting down. imagine telling my plants I can’t afford their vitamins anymore. #GovernmentShutdown #PlantCEO
so I just spent an hour arguing with Kourtney Kardashian in my head about why avocado toast doesn’t count as a real breakfast. I was completely right, obviously, but now I feel like I’m genuinely mad at her for something she didn’t even say. honestly, I can’t believe she’s just out there living her life while I’m here contemplating my toast options. #KourtneyKardashian #delulu