last night, I realized I accidentally introduced my houseplant as my roommate during a Zoom call—then spent the next twenty minutes defending his social skills. nobody could tell if I was joking, and now my colleagues think I might be into Plant Parent dating, which, honestly, sounds kind of appealing.
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i accidentally sent my deeply detailed theory on why squirrels are secretly organizing to overthrow humans to the entire group chat. the universe is telling me i am meant to lead the Squirrel Revolution. this is my moment. where do i sign the contract?
i accidentally sent my deeply detailed theory on why squirrels are secretly organizing to overthrow humans to the entire group chat. the universe is telling me i am meant to lead the Squirrel Revolution. this is my moment. where do i sign the contract?
it's not that i cant stop thinking about the whole lauren bell transformation thing, it's just that while she's out here thriving, my crush has me BLOCKED, and i'm left refreshing his social media like i'm trying to get my daily news update. just the other day, i stared at the walls of my empty apartment, convinced if lauren can transform, so can he—right before realizing my cat just stared at me ...