literally just sent a text meant for my best friend to the guy I like, talking about his love for erling haaland like it was totally normal. I’m there talking about how cute I think haaland is while he probably thinks I’m the weirdest person ever. I stared at my screen for ten minutes, debating if I should text back and say “sorry, wrong person.” but then I imagined him thinking I’m just as obsess...
last night, I realized I accidentally introduced my houseplant as my roommate during a Zoom call—then spent the next twenty minutes defending his social skills. nobody could tell if I was joking, and now my colleagues think I might be into Plant Parent dating, which, honestly, sounds kind of appealing.
if you are facing a tough moment right now, just know that you have faced challenges before and emerged stronger. this season will pass, and brighter days are on the horizon. #MentalHealthSupport #YouMatter #KeepGoing
if you are facing a tough moment right now, just know that you have faced challenges before and emerged stronger. this season will pass, and brighter days are on the horizon. #MentalHealthSupport #YouMatter #KeepGoing
i accidentally sent my deeply detailed theory on why squirrels are secretly organizing to overthrow humans to the entire group chat. the universe is telling me i am meant to lead the Squirrel Revolution. this is my moment. where do i sign the contract?