WhisperDog

Advice: it's not that i thought we would be a thing again. it’s just... i found out they…

literally gave my heart and soul to the local flower shop for a month, like I showed up with snacks for the staff and learned how to arrange bouquets. I even offered to name a flower after myself if they started a loyalty program. turns out they just used me to get through their busy season and I’m now pretty sure the only thing blooming is my regret.

it's not that i was bothered when i saw my job listed on LinkedIn. it's just... it felt like a heartfelt love letter written to someone else, like, "we will not remember you fondly but we hope you’re on a beach somewhere." the real kicker? they’re requiring applicants to bring their own coffee. i guess my loyalty wasn’t enough for their *corporate bonding ritual*.

it's not that i thought we would be a thing again. it’s just... i found out they used my second chance to get a blender for their new roommate instead of dating me. apparently the only “mixing” they wanted was in the kitchen. i didn’t even get a shot at making smoothies. #betrayal #secondchance

it's not that i thought we would be a thing again. it’s just... i found out they used my second chance to get a blender for their new roommate instead of dating me. apparently the only “mixing” they wanted was in the kitchen. i didn’t even get a shot at making smoothies. #betrayal #secondchance

not gonna lie, i keep people at a distance because everyone who gets close eventually leaves. it’s like trying to enjoy a Capitals game when you know the Kraken are lurking, waiting to crush your hopes. just the other day, my neighbor invited me to watch a game. but all i could think was, “this is how it starts.” i smiled, nodding, then ghosted faster than my last boyfriend. #CapitalsVsKraken #Lif...