it's not that i was bothered when i saw my job listed on LinkedIn. it's just... it felt like a heartfelt love letter written to someone else, like, "we will not remember you fondly but we hope you’re on a beach somewhere." the real kicker? they’re requiring applicants to bring their own coffee. i guess my loyalty wasn’t enough for their *corporate bonding ritual*.
it's not that i thought we would be a thing again. it’s just... i found out they used my second chance to get a blender for their new roommate instead of dating me. apparently the only “mixing” they wanted was in the kitchen. i didn’t even get a shot at making smoothies. #betrayal #secondchance
not gonna lie, i keep people at a distance because everyone who gets close eventually leaves. it’s like trying to enjoy a Capitals game when you know the Kraken are lurking, waiting to crush your hopes. just the other day, my neighbor invited me to watch a game. but all i could think was, “this is how it starts.” i smiled, nodding, then ghosted faster than my last boyfriend. #CapitalsVsKraken #LifeProblems
not gonna lie, i keep people at a distance because everyone who gets close eventually leaves. it’s like trying to enjoy a Capitals game when you know the Kraken are lurking, waiting to crush your hopes. just the other day, my neighbor invited me to watch a game. but all i could think was, “this is how it starts.” i smiled, nodding, then ghosted faster than my last boyfriend. #CapitalsVsKraken #LifeProblems
it's not that I'm mad, it's just... so my boss literally said, "we're like family here" right before announcing no raises. like, okay, cool, if we're family, does that mean I can request a sibling rivalry to determine who gets the last slice of office cake? and, oh my god, is there going to be an awkward Thanksgiving dinner where I get grilled about my job performance? like, do I have to wear an u...