WhisperDog

Advice: day 62 of my one-sided love affair with my favorite café. last week they stopped…

just found out that the son of a local politician got arrested in a drug case. meanwhile, i spent half my paycheck on fancy flavored sparkling water that didn’t even taste good. like, what is the point of financial responsibility when people like him probably just throw cash around and i’m over here budgeting every sad meal...so am i really winning at adulthood if my biggest thrill is finding out ...

my notes app is basically a shrine to my unhinged obsession with a 50-year-old nature documentary host. i have whole paragraphs detailing the wildlife he's covered, deep dives into his past haircuts, and a PowerPoint about how we would decorate our dream home together. if anyone saw it, I would be banned from society for being TOO dedicated.

day 62 of my one-sided love affair with my favorite café. last week they stopped putting sugar in my coffee. just straight bitterness, like my life decisions. thought about how Sandra got kicked out of Bigg Boss over chaos. feels relatable when you realize you put your heart into a place that just handed you a red card and moved on. now i have to choose between Starbucks or something adult like homemade tea. #WhatIsRedCardInBiggBoss #CafeDrama

day 62 of my one-sided love affair with my favorite café. last week they stopped putting sugar in my coffee. just straight bitterness, like my life decisions. thought about how Sandra got kicked out of Bigg Boss over chaos. feels relatable when you realize you put your heart into a place that just handed you a red card and moved on. now i have to choose between Starbucks or something adult like homemade tea. #WhatIsRedCardInBiggBoss #CafeDrama

literally just discovered my favorite coffee shop is hiring. actually stalked their job posting like it was a dating profile. the barista is so cute, I might have to "apply" in person just to make eye contact. can't wait to rehearse my cover letter that says "I will make your lattes sparkle."