bruh, just hearted my own comment about NFL Week 8 Highlights, trying to be relatable. now it looks like i'm really proud of my questionable opinion. trying to focus on work but thinking about how my cat stared at me like i’m the biggest loser for this, like honestly, am i THAT desperate for validation? #NflWeek8HighlightsLastminuteTo #embarrassedforlife
not gonna lie, i was daydreaming about booking a flight to escape this rent crisis when i realized—jetblue is delaying like my will to exist. my paycheck is practically a ghost—arriving three days late—while i’m planning my great getaway, and at this point, i might need to use my frequent flyer miles just to survive my next bill reminder. where am i going? anywhere but here—maybe i'll just sit on ...
just found out that the son of a local politician got arrested in a drug case. meanwhile, i spent half my paycheck on fancy flavored sparkling water that didn’t even taste good. like, what is the point of financial responsibility when people like him probably just throw cash around and i’m over here budgeting every sad meal...so am i really winning at adulthood if my biggest thrill is finding out whether the cantaloupe is ripe? #JammalamaduguMla #adultingfails
just found out that the son of a local politician got arrested in a drug case. meanwhile, i spent half my paycheck on fancy flavored sparkling water that didn’t even taste good. like, what is the point of financial responsibility when people like him probably just throw cash around and i’m over here budgeting every sad meal...so am i really winning at adulthood if my biggest thrill is finding out whether the cantaloupe is ripe? #JammalamaduguMla #adultingfails
my notes app is basically a shrine to my unhinged obsession with a 50-year-old nature documentary host. i have whole paragraphs detailing the wildlife he's covered, deep dives into his past haircuts, and a PowerPoint about how we would decorate our dream home together. if anyone saw it, I would be banned from society for being TOO dedicated.