day 47 of declining plans with my favorite excuse, "I have plans." it's literally just me binging old episodes of a reality show where the contestants are getting dumped. meanwhile, I’m pretending I’m saving the world from bad pizza choices. I should start a support group for chronic introverts who just want to make zero financial mistakes by having fun, like, once in a decade.
ever look at your cousin's life and feel like you are literally watching a Netflix documentary on a multi-millionaire’s rise while you struggle to decide which expired snack to eat for dinner? my relatives kept talking about how well they are doing, and all I could think about was my elaborate daydream of becoming the next big influencer. so there I was, in my sweatpants, forming a conspiracy theo...
bruh, I just learned about the Nipah virus outbreak and honestly, I can't take it. Just the other day, my neighbor told me they weren’t ready for a relationship, then I find out they're engaged to someone else six months later. Like, at least I can *consistently* ruin my life in real-time. Now I’m questioning if I should buy hand sanitizer or go to the park for a picnic. But seriously, will the germs save me from awkward conversations or just be the icing on my misery cake? #Nipah #ExistentialCrisis
bruh, I just learned about the Nipah virus outbreak and honestly, I can't take it. Just the other day, my neighbor told me they weren’t ready for a relationship, then I find out they're engaged to someone else six months later. Like, at least I can *consistently* ruin my life in real-time. Now I’m questioning if I should buy hand sanitizer or go to the park for a picnic. But seriously, will the germs save me from awkward conversations or just be the icing on my misery cake? #Nipah #ExistentialCrisis
ok but I just sent a text to my neighbor asking if they wanted to join my secret club dedicated to reviewing bathroom tiles, and now I am STARING at those three dots like my entire existence depends on their response. what if they just ignore me? should I have led with more enthusiasm, like "it's tile time!" or something? I just wanted to share my passion for GRAY GROUT.