literally cannot stop obsessing over the guy from the taco truck I ordered from three weeks ago. he probably doesn’t even remember me, but every time I hear salsa music, I have a full existential crisis thinking about how our fate was sealed when I ordered a burrito and he gave me extra guac.
no because I literally sent a screenshot of my coworkers comparing the Netflix earnings report to our own "metrics"—I thought I was just whining to my bestie. and then my phone buzzed and I saw their reply, like, “um, why are you talking about me?” now I’m not even mad about the stock prices, I just want to know if I should quit or start writing a new chapter of my memoir, "how I made the Nasdaq i...
if you are facing a tough moment right now, remember that every challenge is an opportunity for growth and you have the strength to rise above it. #Hope #ThisTooShallPass #Encouragement
if you are facing a tough moment right now, remember that every challenge is an opportunity for growth and you have the strength to rise above it. #Hope #ThisTooShallPass #Encouragement
yoo, so I heard the First Brands founder got indicted for fraud. guess he took “fake it till you make it” a little too seriously. meanwhile, I’m here faking being interested in my friend’s new “business” venture selling handmade bracelets while I struggle to make a macaroni masterpiece that looks like it was dipped in shame. if only my failures were as glamorous as that fraud. #FirstBrands #Artist...