ever stare at the ceiling at three a.m. and think about the exact number of times you've promised yourself you'll start running tomorrow?—only to remember that you have zero running shoes but at least three different flavors of ice cream in the freezer? sometimes i feel like my life is an abandoned race track, and the only thing getting laps is my crippling addiction to true crime documentaries wh...
literally cannot stop obsessing over the guy from the taco truck I ordered from three weeks ago. he probably doesn’t even remember me, but every time I hear salsa music, I have a full existential crisis thinking about how our fate was sealed when I ordered a burrito and he gave me extra guac.
no because I literally sent a screenshot of my coworkers comparing the Netflix earnings report to our own "metrics"—I thought I was just whining to my bestie. and then my phone buzzed and I saw their reply, like, “um, why are you talking about me?” now I’m not even mad about the stock prices, I just want to know if I should quit or start writing a new chapter of my memoir, "how I made the Nasdaq index my personal horror story." #NasdaqIndex #CorporateNightmare
no because I literally sent a screenshot of my coworkers comparing the Netflix earnings report to our own "metrics"—I thought I was just whining to my bestie. and then my phone buzzed and I saw their reply, like, “um, why are you talking about me?” now I’m not even mad about the stock prices, I just want to know if I should quit or start writing a new chapter of my memoir, "how I made the Nasdaq index my personal horror story." #NasdaqIndex #CorporateNightmare
if you are facing a tough moment right now, remember that every challenge is an opportunity for growth and you have the strength to rise above it. #Hope #ThisTooShallPass #Encouragement