last night, I had a profound revelation while staring at my collection of novelty spoons. turns out, every choice I've made is basically my parents' playlist on shuffle. I can almost hear them humming “good job” while I reorganize these stupid spoons by state. why do I even have a spoon from North Dakota? I’ve never even been there… it’s almost like I’m punishing myself for something I…
it's 2am and I’m sitting in my dimly lit kitchen, wondering if my cactus would forgive me for all the neglect... so, I've kept this office supply incident under wraps for five years. I accidentally stapled my boss’s favorite tie to the board during a meeting, and everyone just thought the copier jam was the real crime... I mean, at this point, I could have a TED talk titled “How to Get Away with C...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just remember that every difficult moment is a step on the path to brighter days ahead. #StayStrong #Encouragement
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just remember that every difficult moment is a step on the path to brighter days ahead. #StayStrong #Encouragement
ok but, like, i just realized my search history could literally destroy my life. i was binge-watching "finding her edge" and, instead of taking notes for a discussion, i was researching the REAL story behind the ice-skating drama and all of its, like, behind-the-scenes tea. so when my roommate, like, caught a glimpse of my browser, we both pretended it didn’t happen. i was sweating bullets, trying...