bruh, so I found out my coworker forwarded my “if I don’t get a raise I’m quitting” message to the entire team. now every time I walk past the break room, they ask if my resignation is coming with a side of guacamole. honestly, at this point, I’m just waiting for them to ask for a public presentation on my salary negotiation strategy like it’s a TED Talk.
honestly, thinking about that time i spent an entire afternoon rearranging my room so i could pretend to be on an episode of a home improvement show, only to realize the guy from that show is trending for his latest disastrous reality TV moment. like, who is he to give me life advice when i once had a meltdown because my pencil case didn't match my backpack? this is what my life has become at 3am....
not gonna lie, i just sent a recipe for stuffed mushrooms to the group chat thinking it was my cooking buddy. now everyone thinks i’m trying to become a full-time mushroom influencer. someone literally replied with “are you ok?” and now i can’t tell if they think i’m going through a midlife crisis or if my love for fungi has gone too far. my life is literally spiraling over appetizers.
not gonna lie, i just sent a recipe for stuffed mushrooms to the group chat thinking it was my cooking buddy. now everyone thinks i’m trying to become a full-time mushroom influencer. someone literally replied with “are you ok?” and now i can’t tell if they think i’m going through a midlife crisis or if my love for fungi has gone too far. my life is literally spiraling over appetizers.
wait, i just saw the news about cha eun woo and had a whole existential crisis. there i was, juggling bills like they were flaming swords, when suddenly, my reflection morphed into my parents asking if i could explain tax evasion while struggling to figure out where my life went wrong. i guess if cha eun woo can't handle it, what chance do i have? #ChaEunWoo #existentialcrisis