it's not that I stalked this person on the bus. it’s just that when I saw a guy wearing a Lonzo Ball jersey, I instantly decided he’s a world-class pigeon photographer on a secret mission to document city birds. like, what if his best friend is a parrot and they travel the world taking candid shots? I spent an entire hour crafting this elaborate backstory about how he once got a sponsor for birdse...
wait, I just realized my 'best friend' literally only texts me when they need a ride to that obscure yoga class that’s literally thirty minutes away—and it’s like, do I own a cab or a heart? – it's like they assume I have a secret stash of gas money lying around just for their zen moments. #notabridge #gassedout
just realized how everyone's buzzing about Nae’Qwan Tomlin making it to the Cavs. meanwhile, I’ve been practicing my “happy for you” face in the mirror, like it’s some kind of Olympic event. i mean, it’s wild. here i am just trying to validate my own life choices while he’s living a fantasy i can’t even imagine, and my biggest achievement this week is mastering microwave popcorn without burning it... should i be proud? so many questions... #NaeaposqwanTomlin #contemplatinglife
just realized how everyone's buzzing about Nae’Qwan Tomlin making it to the Cavs. meanwhile, I’ve been practicing my “happy for you” face in the mirror, like it’s some kind of Olympic event. i mean, it’s wild. here i am just trying to validate my own life choices while he’s living a fantasy i can’t even imagine, and my biggest achievement this week is mastering microwave popcorn without burning it... should i be proud? so many questions... #NaeaposqwanTomlin #contemplatinglife
if you are feeling lost right now, just know that every journey has its detours, and in time, you will find your way again. #YouAreNotAlone #Hope #StayStrong