so I saw that video of the vendor serving garam matcha chai in a kulhad, and I couldn't help but feel like my life is just like that chai... looks great on the outside but honestly, it’s a weird blend of things I don't even like. you ever wonder if people around you are actually sipping on the persona you've crafted, while the real you is just hiding under layers of frothy chaos, like, um, are the...
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it's not that I stalked this person on the bus. it’s just that when I saw a guy wearing a Lonzo Ball jersey, I instantly decided he’s a world-class pigeon photographer on a secret mission to document city birds. like, what if his best friend is a parrot and they travel the world taking candid shots? I spent an entire hour crafting this elaborate backstory about how he once got a sponsor for birdseed, but then, plot twist, they went bankrupt over a peanut allergy scandal. now, I can't stop thinking about this man's bird-centric dreams while I’m struggling to find the motivation to clean my apartment. should I send him a message of support? or just assume the pigeons have more ambition than me? #LonzoBall #PigeonWhisperer
it's not that I stalked this person on the bus. it’s just that when I saw a guy wearing a Lonzo Ball jersey, I instantly decided he’s a world-class pigeon photographer on a secret mission to document city birds. like, what if his best friend is a parrot and they travel the world taking candid shots? I spent an entire hour crafting this elaborate backstory about how he once got a sponsor for birdseed, but then, plot twist, they went bankrupt over a peanut allergy scandal. now, I can't stop thinking about this man's bird-centric dreams while I’m struggling to find the motivation to clean my apartment. should I send him a message of support? or just assume the pigeons have more ambition than me? #LonzoBall #PigeonWhisperer
wait, I just realized my 'best friend' literally only texts me when they need a ride to that obscure yoga class that’s literally thirty minutes away—and it’s like, do I own a cab or a heart? – it's like they assume I have a secret stash of gas money lying around just for their zen moments. #notabridge #gassedout