so there i was, pouring my soul into a five-page manifesto about the significance of pomegranates in ancient poetry, and they respond with a single peach emoji. was that encouragement? disdain? or maybe they just really like peaches? did i accidentally pivot my life’s purpose into fruit symbolism and nobody told me?
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just remember that every wave eventually finds its shore, and you will too. #ThisTooShallPass #KeepGoing #Encouragement
yooo, just saw that gold price drop, and now I’m over here having an argument with my imaginary friend who still thinks I’m going to buy them a solid gold chain for their birthday. like, bruh, with all the stress in life, I’m barely making it past Friday without plotting a dramatic escape to a desert island, and you want me to drop some gold like it's confetti? I thought I was having a meltdown over my spiraling bank account, but now I’m actually mad at them for being so unrealistic. should I be the bad guy here? #goldwoes #dramaticturn
yooo, just saw that gold price drop, and now I’m over here having an argument with my imaginary friend who still thinks I’m going to buy them a solid gold chain for their birthday. like, bruh, with all the stress in life, I’m barely making it past Friday without plotting a dramatic escape to a desert island, and you want me to drop some gold like it's confetti? I thought I was having a meltdown over my spiraling bank account, but now I’m actually mad at them for being so unrealistic. should I be the bad guy here? #goldwoes #dramaticturn
you ever find yourself publicly forgiving someone for ruining your favorite board game night, while inside you’re drafting a multi-part Instagram story about how you could totally beat them in Monopoly if they ever play again? like, how do you genuinely clap for their “apology” while also mentally preparing your revenge strategy for our next duel, armed with every house rule they think is nonsense...