if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just remember that every wave eventually finds its shore, and you will too. #ThisTooShallPass #KeepGoing #Encouragement
yooo, just saw that gold price drop, and now I’m over here having an argument with my imaginary friend who still thinks I’m going to buy them a solid gold chain for their birthday. like, bruh, with all the stress in life, I’m barely making it past Friday without plotting a dramatic escape to a desert island, and you want me to drop some gold like it's confetti? I thought I was having a meltdown ov...
you ever find yourself publicly forgiving someone for ruining your favorite board game night, while inside you’re drafting a multi-part Instagram story about how you could totally beat them in Monopoly if they ever play again? like, how do you genuinely clap for their “apology” while also mentally preparing your revenge strategy for our next duel, armed with every house rule they think is nonsense? but really, they’ll never know I’ve tucked a “Get Out of Jail Free” card in my back pocket just to keep things interesting when they least expect it.
you ever find yourself publicly forgiving someone for ruining your favorite board game night, while inside you’re drafting a multi-part Instagram story about how you could totally beat them in Monopoly if they ever play again? like, how do you genuinely clap for their “apology” while also mentally preparing your revenge strategy for our next duel, armed with every house rule they think is nonsense? but really, they’ll never know I’ve tucked a “Get Out of Jail Free” card in my back pocket just to keep things interesting when they least expect it.
i told everyone i couldn’t go out because my cat needed emotional support after a tragic reality show ending. meanwhile, my actual crisis was scrolling through yet another news piece about that creche closing down, realizing i might need to send myself back to a preschool. just me and my goldfish, because who can afford actual friends when your cat’s heartbreak is the real issue? #Gorey #emotional...