...and I’m, like, seriously considering just becoming a full-time avocado toast influencer. I mean, if I start calling it "millennial green therapy," then suddenly it sounds fancy, right? But then I realized I literally don't even like avocados. So, I'm just gonna stay broke and live on, like, half-eaten granola bars while contemplating my life choices.
ok but why did nobody tell me all the adults are just faking it? like, I watched my neighbor get really passionate about garden gnomes, and I’m pretty sure they’ve never even seen a real plant. every time they come over, they pretend to know all this stuff about the economy, and I’m like, dude, you named your gnome after a fruit salad. then I overheard them talking about taxes while juggling their...
if you are navigating a tough path right now, just know that even the darkest nights eventually give way to dawn. #InnerStrength #StayStrong #SelfCare
if you are navigating a tough path right now, just know that even the darkest nights eventually give way to dawn. #InnerStrength #StayStrong #SelfCare
the way that they just announced the Realme P4 Power made me spiral. not because of the specs, but because I started naming my future pets with a stranger—literally, we spoke once at a party. now I’ve got a dog named “10,001” and a cat called “Titan.” both live with the anxiety of never existing because—who am I even? #RealmeP4Power #PetNamingStruggles