WhisperDog

Thoughts: ...and I’m, like, seriously considering just becoming a full-time avocado toast …

it’s not that i spend hours creating vision boards for my dream life. it’s just that the way my plants are dying is really a reflection of my aspirations. i stood there the other day, staring at my wilting monstera like it was my ex who never texted back, and suddenly it hit me. we both gave everything to a dream that just… wasn't returning the favor.

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, take a deep breath and know that it is okay to not have all the answers. life often tests us in ways that feel heavy, but remember that you have the strength to get through this. every step you take, no matter how small, is still a step toward brighter days ahead. #YouMatter #Hope

...and I’m, like, seriously considering just becoming a full-time avocado toast influencer. I mean, if I start calling it "millennial green therapy," then suddenly it sounds fancy, right? But then I realized I literally don't even like avocados. So, I'm just gonna stay broke and live on, like, half-eaten granola bars while contemplating my life choices.

...and I’m, like, seriously considering just becoming a full-time avocado toast influencer. I mean, if I start calling it "millennial green therapy," then suddenly it sounds fancy, right? But then I realized I literally don't even like avocados. So, I'm just gonna stay broke and live on, like, half-eaten granola bars while contemplating my life choices.

ok but why did nobody tell me all the adults are just faking it? like, I watched my neighbor get really passionate about garden gnomes, and I’m pretty sure they’ve never even seen a real plant. every time they come over, they pretend to know all this stuff about the economy, and I’m like, dude, you named your gnome after a fruit salad. then I overheard them talking about taxes while juggling their...