it's day 14 of saying no to plans. last night, a friend asked if I wanted to grab dinner. I sent a five paragraph essay about how I need to "focus on personal growth," when in reality, my fridge has nothing but mustard and expired tortillas. also, Elon Musk just tweeted something controversial, and I wondered if that matters when I can't even afford the gas to think about it. honestly, my life is ...
wait, so my weekend plans were literally canceled because I was "voluntold" to work again. just found out my manager tweeted something deep about the universe right after Elon Musk's latest tweet. like, what do they know that I don't? now I’m stuck here Googling if quantum physics can help me escape. #ElonMusksLatestTweetSparksCont #ExistentialCrisis
it's not that i care about my family's opinion, it's just that every dinner feels like an interrogation about my ex's impeccable gardening skills. like, seriously? i can't even keep a cactus alive, and now they're reminiscing about him WHILE I am holding a wilted salad in my hand. i just wanted to say "how about the new guy?", but... then i saw him on the last family group chat, posting an extensive photo album of his freshly cut grass, and honestly... my mind went blank. #tragiclove #gardenwars
it's not that i care about my family's opinion, it's just that every dinner feels like an interrogation about my ex's impeccable gardening skills. like, seriously? i can't even keep a cactus alive, and now they're reminiscing about him WHILE I am holding a wilted salad in my hand. i just wanted to say "how about the new guy?", but... then i saw him on the last family group chat, posting an extensive photo album of his freshly cut grass, and honestly... my mind went blank. #tragiclove #gardenwars
literally just told my coworker i couldn't make it to the office party because i had “plans,” and then spent the whole night on my couch debating whether or not it was too soon to propose to Hania Aamir as my fictional wife—i mean, she seems fun but what if she doesnt like cheese? and now i can't stop imagining what could've happened if i said yes to that party invitation—did i just miss my chance...