just found out my favorite author dropped a new book. naturally, i opened it only to realize i had already read it last month. that sinking feeling was about the same as when you realize you've gone on an entire rant about a movie you never actually watched. kind of like how emma raducanu must feel right now, losing in the second round. she’s out here fighting on a global stage while i'm over here...
So I just realized that I am fully invested in learning how to juggle... like, not a casual three balls, but the full circus performance, flames, and everything. I bought a whole set of juggling clubs from an online store and I practiced for three hours, in my living room, just waiting to make my big debut at an event that doesn’t exist. And my neighbors probably think I am either training for a c...
no because the way that i just spent thirty minutes trying to make eye contact with a ceiling fan like it was a person is a whole new level of desperation. turns out i was just waiting for my imaginary friend to invite me to dinner next week, but instead i got a reminder that my rent is due and my paycheck isn’t here for three more days. #adulthoodfail #imaginarydinnerparties
no because the way that i just spent thirty minutes trying to make eye contact with a ceiling fan like it was a person is a whole new level of desperation. turns out i was just waiting for my imaginary friend to invite me to dinner next week, but instead i got a reminder that my rent is due and my paycheck isn’t here for three more days. #adulthoodfail #imaginarydinnerparties
it's not that i have a fascination with THE MOST mundane tasks, it's just that i spent 20 minutes staring at my collection of refrigerator magnets. turns out i was looking for inspiration from a penguin holding a surfboard. i finally realized i was the problem when i accidentally introduced them all as my "hobbies" to my houseguest.