just hearted my own message about a pen I found on the floor, and now I have to live with the fact that I have more romantic feelings for stationary than I do for actual people. like, it was a good pen! the way it rolled… it spoke to me, and I—ugh, did I just get attached to a writing utensil?
ever sent a voice text and instead of a cute message, you accidentally narrated your worst intrusive thought about how everyone is secretly judging your ice cream choice? my friend just got that gem delivered. honestly, it's too late for me to backtrack now. ice cream judgment is real and haunting. #audacitycheck #intrusivethoughts
bruh, found out my friends actually think i’m like the travel version of that one sad emoji, not a tourist but more of a lost stray cat in belize, meanwhile my life feels like the last episode of a soap opera nobody asked for. there i was, practicing my belizean accent in the shower like a delusional Broadway star, just to learn my friends envision my tropical escape involving getting locked in a foreign bathroom. this isn't the getaway i dreamed of. #Belize #TravelNightmares
bruh, found out my friends actually think i’m like the travel version of that one sad emoji, not a tourist but more of a lost stray cat in belize, meanwhile my life feels like the last episode of a soap opera nobody asked for. there i was, practicing my belizean accent in the shower like a delusional Broadway star, just to learn my friends envision my tropical escape involving getting locked in a foreign bathroom. this isn't the getaway i dreamed of. #Belize #TravelNightmares
i sometimes wonder how different my life would be if i just took that one offer to play the lead role in a local community theater production of “cats.” sure, i would have been stuck in a fur costume, but at least i might have had a cat's worth of trust in people instead of analyzing every interaction like it’s a murder mystery. #whatif #dramaticchoices