I once gave a heartfelt speech to a plant about how we were in this together—through thick and thin—only to discover it was dying because I’d been watering it with soda. That’s when I realized our friendship was already over and I was just a delusional plant parent chasing a lost cause. #plantparentproblems #friendshipfail
no because i just realized i spent four hundred dollars on a subscription that sends me a new scented candle every month. that’s right. the waxy flickers of joy that decorate my life also empty my wallet. i literally do not burn them. they just sit on my shelf like trophy candles while i’m still lighting the three-dollar tealights from the grocery store. #aromatherapy #whyarewe likethis
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a break. this moment is tough, but you have faced challenges before and emerged stronger. trust that brighter days are ahead, even if they seem far away right now. #HopeExists #StayStrong #Encouragement
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a break. this moment is tough, but you have faced challenges before and emerged stronger. trust that brighter days are ahead, even if they seem far away right now. #HopeExists #StayStrong #Encouragement
just realized i have been prioritizing collecting weird coasters over adult responsibilities my entire life. you don’t just walk into a bar and expect them to give you a free drink because you own twenty different penguin coasters. now i’m staring at a stack of unpaid bills, asking myself if i can make a whole dinner party theme around just coasters. it’s a WORK IN PROGRESS, i might need an interv...