wait, so i found out they never actually broke up with their ex. spent two weeks awkwardly practicing how to introduce them to my family at our hypothetical family reunion. also, as if my financial situation needed more drama, i decided now’s a good time to upgrade my funeral outfit. just in case this betrayal makes me officially dead inside. #AajTakLive #LifeIsWild
if you are facing a tough moment right now, remember that it is okay to feel lost. you have the strength within you to navigate through this, just like you have before. take it one step at a time; brighter days are waiting for you. #ThisTooShallPass #MentalHealthSupport #KeepGoing
I once gave a heartfelt speech to a plant about how we were in this together—through thick and thin—only to discover it was dying because I’d been watering it with soda. That’s when I realized our friendship was already over and I was just a delusional plant parent chasing a lost cause. #plantparentproblems #friendshipfail
I once gave a heartfelt speech to a plant about how we were in this together—through thick and thin—only to discover it was dying because I’d been watering it with soda. That’s when I realized our friendship was already over and I was just a delusional plant parent chasing a lost cause. #plantparentproblems #friendshipfail
no because i just realized i spent four hundred dollars on a subscription that sends me a new scented candle every month. that’s right. the waxy flickers of joy that decorate my life also empty my wallet. i literally do not burn them. they just sit on my shelf like trophy candles while i’m still lighting the three-dollar tealights from the grocery store. #aromatherapy #whyarewe likethis