i just had an argument with my imaginary version of nayanthara because she took my lunch order without asking. i was so mad that i even threw a paper ball at the wall like she was standing right there. what’s worse is that i made peace with my lunch before finding out about her recent promotions. now i'm just sitting here alone, doubting my own sanity. who knew my food could cause so much drama? #...
you ever feel like you’re just one awkward conversation away from being on a Christopher Walken movie? like, I just caught myself rehearsing the speech for when I finally confront my friend about them saying one thing to my face and another behind my back. instead of making it epic and profound, I panicked and ended up talking to my cat. now he looks at me like I owe him rent, but I’m the one drow...
honestly, isabeau levito has me overthinking everything. like, if she can ignite a crowd while i’m over here struggling to ignite a single ounce of motivation—red flag central, right? every time someone tells me to leave that one person, i end up daydreaming about how we could skate together—beautiful, poetic disaster. i was about to ghost them, but then my heart said “plot twist” and i remembered i had already picked out our pet’s name, as if they even know i exist. #IsabeauLevito #SelfSabotage
honestly, isabeau levito has me overthinking everything. like, if she can ignite a crowd while i’m over here struggling to ignite a single ounce of motivation—red flag central, right? every time someone tells me to leave that one person, i end up daydreaming about how we could skate together—beautiful, poetic disaster. i was about to ghost them, but then my heart said “plot twist” and i remembered i had already picked out our pet’s name, as if they even know i exist. #IsabeauLevito #SelfSabotage
it’s not that i’m heartbroken about moving cities for a relationship that lasted three months. it’s just that now i have to navigate this weird town alone while silently judging the locals for not knowing who pierce johnson is. honestly, i finally found a grocery store with a decent avocado selection, and then realized it doesn't matter, because the guy who left made avocado toast my signature dis...