not gonna lie, i have invested years of my life into my indoor plant collection. watered, repotted, talked to them like they’re my best friends, and still - i had to witness my favorite fern shrivel up like it was auditioning for a role in a horror film. and then, i realized they’ve never said a word back - not even a single leaf in appreciation. guess my social life has taken an even darker turn ...
yooo, just overheard my neighbor bragging about how they cured their plant of root rot, meanwhile I’ve been over here talking to my unresponsive cactus for three weeks like it’s a therapist. now I am questioning everything about my life choices. #PlantParentingStruggles #ExistentialPlantCrisis
it’s day 12 of my quest to master the ukulele, and I’ve spent three hours debating if the callouses on my fingers make me an ARTIST or just someone with bad decisions. finally sent a video to my crush to show my progress. I thought I was ready… until I remembered I haven’t learned a single song. they got 20 seconds of me STRUGGLING through “Happy Birthday” before I panicked and turned it off. I need a new hobby or maybe a new life... #WhyDoIKeepTrying #UkeDrama
it’s day 12 of my quest to master the ukulele, and I’ve spent three hours debating if the callouses on my fingers make me an ARTIST or just someone with bad decisions. finally sent a video to my crush to show my progress. I thought I was ready… until I remembered I haven’t learned a single song. they got 20 seconds of me STRUGGLING through “Happy Birthday” before I panicked and turned it off. I need a new hobby or maybe a new life... #WhyDoIKeepTrying #UkeDrama
you know what? just found out that knitting could actually calm my anxiety—just me, a ball of yarn, and hours spent trying to figure out how to cast on—now i’m three hours in and somehow have created a… squiggly knot. very avant-garde. then i get this horoscope saying today is a good day for sudden changes—so i'm staring at this disaster wondering if i should change my hobby… or my whole life, #6J...