so i was, like, sending this voice text to my neighbor about the weird stain on their sidewalk. but somehow it came out as, like, "your sidewalk is literally where dreams go to die." and then, for some reason, i added that it looked like the ghosts of bad decisions were partying there. like, what even? now they probably think i’m a supernatural inspector or something.
wait, when my mom asked when I’m having kids, I almost blurted out that the last time I saw my potential partner was in an obscure dream where they turned out to be a literal slice of pizza—so, like, maybe pizza’s the future of my family planning?
not gonna lie, I was literally scrolling through the news about Fatburger's bankruptcy while obsessively refreshing my phone to check if my last job rejection was somehow overturned. I felt like I was trapped in a scene from Twin Peaks, where everything is confusing and surreal but I'm stuck playing the anxious outsider. like, if they can't keep a burger place afloat, what chance do I have to ever have a steady paycheck? guess I should just switch my diet to ramen and drama. #TwinPeaks #ExistentialCrisis
not gonna lie, I was literally scrolling through the news about Fatburger's bankruptcy while obsessively refreshing my phone to check if my last job rejection was somehow overturned. I felt like I was trapped in a scene from Twin Peaks, where everything is confusing and surreal but I'm stuck playing the anxious outsider. like, if they can't keep a burger place afloat, what chance do I have to ever have a steady paycheck? guess I should just switch my diet to ramen and drama. #TwinPeaks #ExistentialCrisis
if you are in a tough spot right now, just know that it is okay to feel lost. sometimes, the most beautiful growth comes from the darkest moments. #YouMatter #Hope