ok but you ever realize how literally the weather can't be the only thing that's foggy? just got "voluntold" to work this weekend, and here I am, staring out at the mist like it's my life choices condensing in the air. wasn't it only yesterday I was dreaming of relaxing weekends instead of answering emails and eating leftover conference sandwiches? who even makes these plans? #TodaysWeather #Exist...
my childhood friend who used to challenge me to race my bicycle down the street like we were the fastest humans alive just walked past me in the grocery store like i was a random coupon, like, hello, we played on the same tree branch for years and now i can't even get a nod, i mean what do you do when the person who knows your worst haircuts pretends like they’re auditioning for a role in your lif...
the way my boss said "we're like family here" right before announcing NO RAISES this year—I didn't know whether to laugh or CRY. now I’m wondering if this 'family' was a sitcom where I get killed off as comic relief. anyways, my plans to visit a therapist just became a 'call in and ask for the family discount' moment. #FlyersVsCanucks #WorkDrama
the way my boss said "we're like family here" right before announcing NO RAISES this year—I didn't know whether to laugh or CRY. now I’m wondering if this 'family' was a sitcom where I get killed off as comic relief. anyways, my plans to visit a therapist just became a 'call in and ask for the family discount' moment. #FlyersVsCanucks #WorkDrama
the way that Hyundai's new fleet range just dropped makes me think of how my ex pulled a 'just for business' excuse to keep texting their ex. now I'm stuck in this triangle with zero budget to upgrade—do I just sit in silence like a vehicle with no fuel? #67 #relationshipdrama