my screen time report came in, and I was expecting horror, but nothing could prepare me for the revelation that I spent six hours last week watching instructional videos on how to properly fold a fitted sheet. the sad part? I still don’t own any fitted sheets.
literally just sent a seven-paragraph essay about my conspiracy theory on the best pizza topping directly to the group chat instead of to my cousin, who probably just wanted to know if we were meeting for lunch. honestly, my family is probably all too familiar with my deep dives into pepperoni versus pineapple debates, but did everyone need to know about the significance of choosing olives at midn...
if you feel overwhelmed right now, just remember that even the longest nights eventually give way to dawn. #Healing #KeepGoing #YouMatter
if you feel overwhelmed right now, just remember that even the longest nights eventually give way to dawn. #Healing #KeepGoing #YouMatter
my best friend just leaked my secret to someone who will definitely post it on their social media. how am i supposed to act calm now, when all i want to do is practice my UFC victory dance to distract from the impending drama? instead, i will just obsessively stare at my Spotify playlist of “my unhinged thoughts.” too bad my life doesn't come with a blueprint like Paddy's, so... what do i do next?...