it's not that i have low self-esteem or anything, it's just that i literally spent three hours writing a thank you speech for an award i haven't even been nominated for—like, who does that? my mom even cried when i practiced it in the bathroom mirror—why was that my venue? anyway, i was all, “thank you for this incredible honor,” and i haven’t even stepped foot near the awards ceremony. but here i...
bruh, I’m supposed to mentor a guy in birdwatching but I can’t even tell a pigeon from a parakeet. like, how am I gonna help him spot a red-tailed hawk when I can barely find my keys? so there I am, standing in front of him, googling “common birds” on my phone while he’s looking at me like I’m some kind of feathery guru, and then I swear I saw a dinosaur flying by, or maybe it was just a really co...
my boss just praised the intern for an idea that I came up with last week. meanwhile, I was in the corner pretending my notebook was a time machine, desperately trying to escape this work hell. guess I'm just a ghost in the office. but hey, at least the NASDAQ is fluctuating like my confidence in this job. what a wild ride! #NasdaqIndex #WorkNightmare
my boss just praised the intern for an idea that I came up with last week. meanwhile, I was in the corner pretending my notebook was a time machine, desperately trying to escape this work hell. guess I'm just a ghost in the office. but hey, at least the NASDAQ is fluctuating like my confidence in this job. what a wild ride! #NasdaqIndex #WorkNightmare
it's three a.m. and i just realized my spotify wrapped makes me sound like i’m one existential crisis away from joining a cult. i mean, why are twenty-seven of my top songs about heartbreak from artists nobody’s heard of? clearly, i’m single handedly keeping sad indie music alive. #whydowedothis #existentialmelody