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Rants: it's not that i have low self-esteem or anything, it's just that i literally spe…

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it's not that i have low self-esteem or anything, it's just that i literally spent three hours writing a thank you speech for an award i haven't even been nominated for—like, who does that? my mom even cried when i practiced it in the bathroom mirror—why was that my venue? anyway, i was all, “thank you for this incredible honor,” and i haven’t even stepped foot near the awards ceremony. but here i am, wondering if anyone else is prepared to graciously accept a fake award for a talent they don’t even have. is this self-awareness or delusion?

it's not that i have low self-esteem or anything, it's just that i literally spent three hours writing a thank you speech for an award i haven't even been nominated for—like, who does that? my mom even cried when i practiced it in the bathroom mirror—why was that my venue? anyway, i was all, “thank you for this incredible honor,” and i haven’t even stepped foot near the awards ceremony. but here i am, wondering if anyone else is prepared to graciously accept a fake award for a talent they don’t even have. is this self-awareness or delusion?

bruh, I’m supposed to mentor a guy in birdwatching but I can’t even tell a pigeon from a parakeet. like, how am I gonna help him spot a red-tailed hawk when I can barely find my keys? so there I am, standing in front of him, googling “common birds” on my phone while he’s looking at me like I’m some kind of feathery guru, and then I swear I saw a dinosaur flying by, or maybe it was just a really co...