not gonna lie, somehow i got roped into mentoring someone about basketball. they asked me my thoughts on the pacers vs pistons game, and i literally responded with "those are two teams, right?" i just know they were expecting strategy, but instead i started talking about how my dog reacted to a squirrel. i'm completely out of my depth here. #PacersVsPistons #BasketballBlunders
honestly, just heard my relatives raving about my cousin who's making viral videos and living their best life. meanwhile, i can't even get a like on the 3-minute clip of me petting a goat at the zoo—guess my true calling is being a failed influencer in a dusty corner of the internet. they say comparisons are a thief of joy, but when all i have is a collection of unposted shower concerts in my note...
it's not that i live in chaos, it’s just that my parents showed up unannounced while i was mid-crisis over the "hurricanes versus devils" game. picture me in a mountain of laundry, desperately clutching my laundry detergent as if it were a magic crystal to ward off stress, while simultaneously debating if i should support a team or my overwhelming anxiety. they walked in, and the first thing they said was, "we thought you lived in a different place" - turns out the only devils here are the ones lurking in my dirty dishes and that surprise pile of bills. if only life had a power play like in hockey to save me from this moment. #HurricanesVsDevils #AdultingFail
it's not that i live in chaos, it’s just that my parents showed up unannounced while i was mid-crisis over the "hurricanes versus devils" game. picture me in a mountain of laundry, desperately clutching my laundry detergent as if it were a magic crystal to ward off stress, while simultaneously debating if i should support a team or my overwhelming anxiety. they walked in, and the first thing they said was, "we thought you lived in a different place" - turns out the only devils here are the ones lurking in my dirty dishes and that surprise pile of bills. if only life had a power play like in hockey to save me from this moment. #HurricanesVsDevils #AdultingFail
wait, just sent a super risky message about my unfiltered thoughts on the THICKEST peanut butter I've ever tasted, and now I'm staring at those three dots like they hold the secrets of the universe. should i prepare for a civil discussion or a full-on peanut butter debate?