the way that i just watched my coworker present my project like it’s their baby while i quietly fumed in the corner, clutching my favorite pen like it’s a lifeline. can’t believe i wanted to apologize to the printer for all the paper jams when really, i should’ve been yelling at my coworker instead. i almost started a "sorry" jar for every time they claimed my ideas, but now i’m just saving for a ...
honestly, my parents are getting divorced, and now they keep trying to pull me into their endless loop of “who gets the vacuum” debates. it’s like being in a reality show where neither of them knows the rules. last night, i accidentally made eye contact with the cat while mediating over laundry folding tactics. i think the cat is judging me more than they are.
yooo, so my libra weekly horoscope said the mask begins to slip and authenticity is key. i literally had to admit to my couch that my side hustle is paying for my main job's expenses now. like, what am i supposed to do? apologize to my furniture for the embarrassment of it all? i didn’t choose this life. #LibraWeeklyHoroscope #adultingfails
yooo, so my libra weekly horoscope said the mask begins to slip and authenticity is key. i literally had to admit to my couch that my side hustle is paying for my main job's expenses now. like, what am i supposed to do? apologize to my furniture for the embarrassment of it all? i didn’t choose this life. #LibraWeeklyHoroscope #adultingfails
day 17 of pretending my ex’s new posts don’t haunt my dreams. they said they needed space, then started posting with someone named "Bea" as if it’s not an emotional grenade. i just found out she’s a plant mom, so now i’m re-evaluating all my life choices. can i grow a plant? why would they choose HER? suddenly, i’m Googling how to become a botany expert just to stay relevant in this tragic love sa...