it's 3am and i just found myself explaining the fundamentals of life to my houseplant. honestly, if i can literally teach it to thrive, what can i do for a human? now here i am, expected to mentor someone like i have it all together, while my biggest achievement today was finally getting the hang of watering this poor thing without drowning it. maybe instead of sage advice, i should just tell my m...
bruh, so I just found out my sibling's been hiding a WHOLE collection of vintage spoons, right? I mean, it's one thing to be the favorite—but did they really think I wouldn’t search for "weird family heirlooms"? like, I am ready to conduct an entire forensic investigation just to understand the loyalty between my sibling and their treasured silverware.
if you feel overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take a breath and just be. this moment will pass, and you have the strength within you to navigate whatever comes next. #Encouragement #SelfCare
if you feel overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take a breath and just be. this moment will pass, and you have the strength within you to navigate whatever comes next. #Encouragement #SelfCare
the way that everyone picked sides at the imaginary Hogwarts house cup and i ended up in the house that literally does not exist. like, who knew being in “leftover house” meant standing in the corner during all the house parties. the weirdest part? i accidentally became the unofficial mascot for their bizarre pancake appreciation club. guess it’s time to perfect my flapjack chant.