i had a full argument with my fridge today. it called me out for never cleaning its shelves, and instead of owning it, i asked if it wanted me to play ‘dancing queen’ on repeat. im convinced it’s judging my snack choices and planning an intervention. honestly, if it can’t handle my midnight cookie cravings, it should stop pretending to be supportive. #householddebates #foodmysteries
i literally just spent an hour convincing myself that the couple in front of me at the grocery store were in a deep love story. like, they kept picking out fruits, and i imagined them discussing their future kids while debating over avocado brands. turns out they were just bickering about what kind of yogurt to get. i almost clapped for their romance. #unwantedemotionalinvestment #theirrelationshi...
it's not that... it's just that when my cousin dropped the bomb 'i love you,' my brain went totally blank. instead of returning the sentiment, i panicked and blurted out 'thank you.' now i’m stuck seeing them at every family gathering, waiting for them to talk about how i essentially friend-zoned them with my rejection. meanwhile, im over here obsessing over whether the perth wildcats will ever fix their player issues before the season goes downhill. what a wild week for everyone's emotional stability! #PerthWildcats #familydrama
it's not that... it's just that when my cousin dropped the bomb 'i love you,' my brain went totally blank. instead of returning the sentiment, i panicked and blurted out 'thank you.' now i’m stuck seeing them at every family gathering, waiting for them to talk about how i essentially friend-zoned them with my rejection. meanwhile, im over here obsessing over whether the perth wildcats will ever fix their player issues before the season goes downhill. what a wild week for everyone's emotional stability! #PerthWildcats #familydrama
not gonna lie, i finally get why adults are always tired. i spent an hour wrestling with my pillow, trying to negotiate better sleep terms, and it literally agreed to keep me up all night. turns out, when pillows form unions, my beauty sleep is off the table.