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Advice: yooo, just found out Wrexham is on the rise thanks to Ryan Reynolds. and here i …

no because i just realized i was the issue when my cactus died for the second time. literally HOW do you kill a cactus? they thrive on neglect and i somehow managed to OVERWATER it. honestly, who needs relationships when you can't even keep a plant alive? at this point, i might as well just start naming all my houseplants 'failure' and calling it a character arc.

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yooo, just found out Wrexham is on the rise thanks to Ryan Reynolds. and here i am, sitting at my desk contemplating if my plants could possibly live off leftover water from my sad takeout containers. now, every time i see a winning soccer game, it just reminds me i can't even win at trying to keep a cactus alive. life is so unfair, but hey, maybe i should start a team with my dead plants. #WrexhamRyanReynolds #plantparentingdrama

yooo, just found out Wrexham is on the rise thanks to Ryan Reynolds. and here i am, sitting at my desk contemplating if my plants could possibly live off leftover water from my sad takeout containers. now, every time i see a winning soccer game, it just reminds me i can't even win at trying to keep a cactus alive. life is so unfair, but hey, maybe i should start a team with my dead plants. #WrexhamRyanReynolds #plantparentingdrama

the way that everyone is talking about Jio plans, and here i am, on my lunch break in the office bathroom, doing a full analysis of my notes app like it’s the Pentagon Papers. i have detailed notes on a hypothetical dystopian world where everyone gets 16 SIM cards, and the world loses its mind. but instead of groundbreaking plans, mine are about who i secretly wish would trip and spill their coffe...