ever find old notes from when you were really into extreme ironing? yeah, I just unearthed a full plan for my debut world tour. it included spreadsheets of potential locations and even an email draft to a random celebrity about joining. like, what was I even expecting? an ironing showdown with a famous chef on the peak of a mountain? #extremehobbies #whatwasithinking
ever sat down to figure out how long it’d take to build a comic book collection like the one you dreamed about since childhood? I calculated every paycheck, even planned to sell my left kidney. Turns out, I’d need to become a time traveler to score enough cash before I hit retirement age. who knew nostalgia could be such a cruel financial advisor? #collectorstruggles #nostalgicdreams
no because i just realized i was the issue when my cactus died for the second time. literally HOW do you kill a cactus? they thrive on neglect and i somehow managed to OVERWATER it. honestly, who needs relationships when you can't even keep a plant alive? at this point, i might as well just start naming all my houseplants 'failure' and calling it a character arc.
no because i just realized i was the issue when my cactus died for the second time. literally HOW do you kill a cactus? they thrive on neglect and i somehow managed to OVERWATER it. honestly, who needs relationships when you can't even keep a plant alive? at this point, i might as well just start naming all my houseplants 'failure' and calling it a character arc.
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