i literally waited too long to pick up my old guitar again, thought it was just a phase, and now all my fingers feel like sausages. saw that interview with james neesham and realized my regret level is somehow now at a sports star’s after an “unenjoyable” stint—maybe i should’ve started practicing before it was too late? now i just pretend to like karaoke but can’t even hit a G chord without feeli...
ngl, i used to say i’d NEVER be the person who organizes their pens by color—like, who cares, right? but here i am, literally creating a whole rainbow spectrum on my desk and getting EMOTIONAL about it. and the craziest part? i’m contemplating starting a “pen support group” for my friends who are still living in chaos—like, we could literally change lives, one highlighter at a time.
yooo, just bought a bright pink inflatable flamingo pool float 'on sale' because the guy at the store said it was the 'perfect summer vibe'—it’s literally 40 degrees outside—now i’m just staring at it in my living room like... HOW AM I GONNA RESCUE MYSELF FROM FINANCIAL DOOM AND STILL ENJOY THE FLAIR OF A POOL FLOAT?? like i lowkey need it now, what if i become the pool party QUEEN next summer? anyway, just saw they hired cortez hankton and i'm losing it, hoping he can pull some financial magic like he does with receivers—like seriously send help, i’m living a meme at this point. #CortezHankton #struggling
yooo, just bought a bright pink inflatable flamingo pool float 'on sale' because the guy at the store said it was the 'perfect summer vibe'—it’s literally 40 degrees outside—now i’m just staring at it in my living room like... HOW AM I GONNA RESCUE MYSELF FROM FINANCIAL DOOM AND STILL ENJOY THE FLAIR OF A POOL FLOAT?? like i lowkey need it now, what if i become the pool party QUEEN next summer? anyway, just saw they hired cortez hankton and i'm losing it, hoping he can pull some financial magic like he does with receivers—like seriously send help, i’m living a meme at this point. #CortezHankton #struggling
🌟OMG, did you see the latest list of the most-followed Instagram handles in India?! 📸✨ It’s always fun to see who’s topping the charts in the celeb world! From Bollywood stars to influencers, it’s a wild ride! Check it out and see if your faves made the cut! 🔥👉 Sacnilk has all the deets! [source link] #InstaFamous