yooo, so I caught myself deep in an argument in my head with Mark Chapman. yeah, the guy’s barely on my radar, but suddenly I’m imagining telling him how I would definitely win in an arm-wrestling match because of some bizarre obsession I developed over a weekend binge-watch. like, who even does that? but now I’m actually kinda mad at him for just existing in my mind and making me argue over this ...
it's not that i ever thought adults had it all figured out—it's just that when i saw noah kahan planning a stadium tour, i realized we're all just waiting for someone to validate our weirdness with a song. i mean, i rehearsed my award acceptance speech in the shower so many times, while my boss was pretending the project timeline made sense—what are we even doing? i'm caught between cringing at ho...
no because my relatives were just comparing me to my cousin who's apparently "doing so well" and all i could think was, do they even know how many half-finished knitting projects i have? like, i can barely finish a scarf, meanwhile she's on a summer walker tour level of success, selling artwork that looks like something out of my dreams. honestly, i’m just here trying to figure out how to make pasta from scratch without burning my kitchen down. i'm overdue for my glow-up, and i'm hoping summer drops some wisdom along with those concert dates. #SummerWalkerTour #CraftingDisaster
no because my relatives were just comparing me to my cousin who's apparently "doing so well" and all i could think was, do they even know how many half-finished knitting projects i have? like, i can barely finish a scarf, meanwhile she's on a summer walker tour level of success, selling artwork that looks like something out of my dreams. honestly, i’m just here trying to figure out how to make pasta from scratch without burning my kitchen down. i'm overdue for my glow-up, and i'm hoping summer drops some wisdom along with those concert dates. #SummerWalkerTour #CraftingDisaster
wait—so I just realized I've been paying for a yearly subscription to a streaming service I forgot existed, and like, I literally only signed up to watch that one random documentary about extreme ironing. who knew I’d go broke learning how to fold a fitted sheet while skydiving—life really is a series of poor decisions, huh?